The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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