Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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