His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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