Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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