Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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