brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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