I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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