She announced her abortion via fbk
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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