but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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