Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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