I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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