..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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