id be glad to
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
