Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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