theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
as a side note pls kill me
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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