sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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