You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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