Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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