the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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