oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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