yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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