I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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