If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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