My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
did you just send me my own nude
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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