hotel room ftw
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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