Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
