She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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