So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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