I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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