My nipple is on Facebook.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
