that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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