WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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