i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize