that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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