I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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