Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
