David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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