He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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