ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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