I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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