yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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