Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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