Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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