Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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