I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
