so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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