he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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