Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
All I want is dick and wine.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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