I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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