What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Someone signed my nipple.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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